I tend to stay on top of the statistics we get for our website and blog, (Read: I check out our stats when I want to do some goofing around on the Internet) and I’ve come across a few…unusual findings in the last week. Specifically, we’ve been found on Google for some really weird stuff.

“crazy weatherman were going to die” We’re #7 on Google in this term. I am very proud of this fact. This particular person came from Tampa, Florida on Monday. They didn’t stay long.

“guy in deep taughts images” I don’t think this person can spell. The funny thing is, though, that we’re #20 for this one, so they did a little digging for taughts.

“up close shots of women in their pantys” Do you know how we got on Google for this? Because I talked about weathermens’ panties and getting close in for our self portrait. Awesome. We also made it for “boobs photos.com”

“how to be nice to your husband” Haha. This one went straight to the discussion about stuffing JD’s shorts. Which is funny, because that’s not really about being nice to your husband. Also interesting to note, the #4 return for this term is an article entitled, “How to passively aggressively annoy your husband. That’s appropriate.

“smelling smoke in home but no fire” Perhaps my absolute favorite. You have to be a much more hardcore Internet freak than I am to check out Google before the fire department. AND to read a freaking blog about it!